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wutheringss:

itallwentbarmy:

cutewasteland:

thehuckleberry:

misterchristofelees:

wutheringss:

Horrible hilarious accidental pun in my history exam;

“Henry VIII’s marriage to Catherine Howard was cut short in February 1542”

I am a terrible person

No you’re not a bad person, that’s nothing worth losing your head over.

It was a decent enough pun, but a lack-luster execution.

Nice job, guys. I’m laughing my head off.

oMG WHAT IS HEIR?????

I’m never going to escape this text post

(via a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts)

I have a free block in school all by myself in the library. There’s no one here but me…

thebase287:

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

if you sang this back to taylor swift i think her skin would sizzle

(via hyperactivetardis)

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

carry-on-wayward-assbutt:

why is it more socially acceptable to be completely obsessed with a sports team than to be completely obsessed with a book, tv show, or movie?

because men obsess over a sport team more often and if men do it it’s acceptable

(via hyperactivetardis)

I don’t even know what to do. That book just killed me. Oh my god. Why do I read books…